Hrist's Action Figure

Hrist: Wha???! Where did... you find this at Somo?
Somonul: Oh, I've had that for quite a number of years now Hrist.
Hrist: ...
Somonul: Never know what you'll find in the closet right?

Hrist: Yeah, wow. A little Lenneth!
Somonul: It's yours now if you want.
Hrist: Ha-ha, great! Just what I always wanted! A figure of my sister...

.... wait a sec...

Hrist: Why wasn't there ever an action figure of me ever made?!
           What are these double standards?!
Somonul: *Uh-oh...*